LITERATURE: Perks of Being a Filipino

4:00 PM

by Jamiellie Brianne S. Chua
3SLP

Lots of people tell me that once you say the words, there’s no taking them back.

“Excuse me. Is this elevator going up?”

“H-h-hi-ndi!”  Sigh. Hindi po. 

Screw that. Awkward vowels and consonants pa lang, di mo na mababawi forever. Every phoneme counts.

“Hindi po. Pababa po.”

I smiled gratefully at the person behind me as I proceed with holding the elevator button. The girl gave me a weird look before she stepped inside the elevator. I noticed she stood by the corner, the farthest distance from me.

Sh*t.

Woops. Pardon that. But chances are it won’t slip out of my mouth. It’s one of the perks of being me. But man, I sound so hopeless. Just by the look on her face, I already know that she’s weirded out. There goes my social life. I can string the words easily in my head but it just won’t come out right. I can even think of “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the heck is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?” Without inhaling at all! Haha (Okay, bad joke. Phew. But I try). It’s just that every time, it’s as if my mouth is constantly constipated. My mind is practically pregnant with words already. The labor of getting them out is just so annoying. Man, I appreciate every mother out there.

After a few moments, we were about to reach the ground floor when the elevator stopped. As if fate decided to poke fun of my stutter, the doors revealed yet another girl with an inquiry. Lord God, help me.

“Bababa ba?”

Hallelujah.

“B-Ba-ba.”

She smiled and stood next to me.

Nailed it.

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